Elaine must go into Jerry's fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript, but Kramer loses his sense of taste. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, an obnoxious comedian. Double dip Not many people can claim to have broken up a funeral by getting into a fight with one of the grieving relatives — but George Costanza did that when he double-dipped a chip. George has a bout with "shrinkage," Kramer steals lobsters, and Elaine is called "breathtaking" by a handsome doctor. Frank turns George's room into a billiard room and Kramer challenges him to a game of billiards where the space is a bit tight. George and his girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that she's going to be in his will. Directed by Alex Eikster. Kramer hangs out at Jerry's more often than usual. Elaine is set up on a blind date who has a hard time breaking up with people. Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Jerry presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. Timmy is the brother of Betsy, George Costanza’s girlfriend in "The Implant". Elaine's boyfriend David Puddy paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game makes a priest believe he has seen the devil. George quits his job after tiring of his demanding boss; he immediately regrets his decision and tries to get his job back, undertaking an act of revenge on his erstwhile employer. Kramer brings his girlfriend to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly. Jerry tries to buy his watch back from Uncle Leo while George tries to get the NBC deal back on. George has an unwanted house guest. Jerry begins seeing George's ex-girlfriend, Marlene, whom George finds altogether annoying. Elaine accidentally "reveals herself" to Lloyd. George pretends to be a tourist in order to go out with a woman. Kramer becomes a "pimp". NBC executives approach Jerry and George to write a pilot for a sitcom. Everyone is anxious to know if Elaine will dance at the next Peterman party. Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home with a TV Guide in hand. Kramer and George try to get wine but must get change for a $100 dollar bill and wait for a double-parker to return to his car. Elaine strains her neck trying to get a bike down from the wall. Here’s a snapshot of all Seinfeld episodes, and a season-by-season episode guide to everyone’s favorite show about nothing! George leaves several nasty messages on a girlfriend's answering machine, forcing him and Jerry to go to her apartment to steal the tape. George gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. A valet with bad body odor stinks up Jerry's car and anyone who comes in contact with him. Susan passes out while licking envelopes. Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! Jerry makes an off-color remark at an aunt's dinner which subsequently leads to her death. George gets a toupee. Elaine meets Sue Ellen Mischke, an old high-school friend who is now an heiress to the Oh Henry! Elaine and Kramer discuss employee picks at the video store. Jerry keeps receiving checks from a guest appearance on Japanese television. By accident Elaine later discovers the breasts are real. Jerry is challenged by one of his father's neighbors to a series physical challenges leading the old man to the hospital. George and his girlfriend pick up a "Big Salad" for Elaine. Jerry has his kitchen remodeled. The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building, causes trouble for Jerry. Timmy: Diddid you just double-dip that chip? If you miss Jerry and the gang, we welcome you to relive the greatest memories on SeinfeldScripts.com. Kramer refuses to "wear an AIDS ribbon.". He double-dips chips, and triples-down on lies. And, if you’re eager to catch Seinfeld on the road, we have leading information on Seinfeld tour dates, so if Seinfeld comes to your city, you can scoop up tickets right away, and never miss a beat! An Russian writer tosses an Elaine's electronic organizer out of a limousine that hits a woman in the head and sends her to hospital. A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by ". We are your definitive source for info on Elaine, George, Kramer and Jerry. Check out our great Seinfled quotes collection now! Her Undoing: Poor anger management, overly-polite. Kramer gets banned from his favorite fruit shop. A box of letters from John Cheever is all that remains after Susan's father's cabin burns down. Jerry creates a voice in response to his girlfriend's talking, George's father is given a phrase to say whenever his blood pressure rises to a certain level. Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man in a cape but doesn't say hello. Leapin' Larry, wants Jerry to do spots for his store, but he is angered when he thinks Jerry is doing an impression of him when his foot falls asleep. George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like. Newman uses Kramer as his witness after he refuses to pay for a speeding ticket. George takes a job moving cars from side of the street to the other. George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink. At the gym, Jerry talks with Sidra, a beautiful (and busty) girl with whom he has gone out on a date. In total, there are 180 episodes, including the pilot. We’re your #1 source for all things Seinfeld and you can get your Seinfeld TV fix, include complete episode guide, right here, right now. Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer visit a house in the Hamptons. Kramer's girlfriend asks Jerry to wear one of her new puffy pirate shirts on a Today Show appearance he is making. Kramer, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. Here are the best-of-the-best Seinfeld quotes that can put a smile on anyone’s face! Seinfeld-inspired gifts are sure crowd pleasers. Kramer spots Jerry's car in Ohio. Kramer gets an emergency band scanner and decides to help at the New York Fire Department. The following list is arranged in the order the episodes were broadcast (as opposed to production order). Buy Seinfeld gifts now! Jerry finds Elaine an apartment in his building but tries to stop her from moving in when he realizes the downside to their living in the same building. George discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Check out the cast bios now! Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about. A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend. Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop. Kramer becomes Bette's personal assistant. Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Elaine has an interview with a publisher. Elaine dates a podiatrist. George's life is made miserable when his parents separate. Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from. George comes up with a scheme to collect unemployment. Elaine's eating of Jujyfruits causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded places. Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing." Access scores of trivia, plot synopsis, Seinfeld pop culture, and characters’ info for Jerry, George, Elaine, Kramer, Newman and more. However, if one-hour episodes are counted as whole episodes and not as two 30-minute parts, the total is 172 episodes. Susan has a doll that looks like George's mother. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman, Donna Chang on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her but learns she isn't Chinese. Jerry wears an expensive jacket when he meets Elaine's father, but an argument ensues when Jerry is reluctant to wear the jacket during a snowfall. Summary: Jerry dumps his girlfriend after Elaine says her figure is the result of implants. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine gets back with Puddy but meets her dream man and tries to juggle both relationships. Elaine tries to retrieve her medical records when she begins having problems with her doctor due to her attitude.