The funniest non crazy stories was a really rich and affluent guy who lived in a huge house called about a disheveled looking suv at the bottom of his huge driveway and it wasn't the gardener's or housekeeping. One guy called FRANTICALLY saying that he saw the dead body of a young woman, early 20s, wearing nothing but shorts. We have an external eCas system for SMDR/Call Accounting. "Dumb animal"??? I'm not sure of the outcome. One woman called because she thought her house was being shot at. I've had someone call 911 in a rural community because a black dude was walking down the street and "we don't get their kind here". Caller: My phone is locked and I can only make emergency calls.Operator: Is this an emergency? Had a guy call asking if it was legal to shoot his neighbor because his hedges were hanging over his property and he considered it tresspassing. IT WONT STOP! ""**** Hall parking lot. A man who did not have change for a parking machine claimed staff at a car park had kidnapped him because they were refusing to let him out for free, A man called 999 as he was advised to call 111 but did not know the number, For those unaware, 111 is the non-emergency medical phone number here in the UK (NHS 111 service). It turns out it was the gas company reading her gas meter. The person on the call then changes his story several times about what is wrong with the woman. Throwing pizza at people sounds like a legitimate sport, though. Please enter your email to complete registration. I asked if anyone was injured and he said no. Oh...oh, wait...911: Sir?BF: I am SO sorry...I'm not usually out this time of night, I just got off work late...that's, that's the sun...911: ...BF: I am so, so sorry for wasting your time, there is no fire, that's just the sun rising. Hapless city cop Toby Banks is demoted to night duty in the sleepy beachside village of Coolum, only to find himself investigating strange late night phone calls that reveal the bizarre truth of the town. A guy called in asking when someone was going to come pick up a bucket of possums. I've had someone call 911 because they were lonely. "M: "Well then just leave the turtle alone and he'll go along on his merry turtle way. Maybe she'll hit the third rail...problem solved. ", "Yaeh right! Day. Eventually I had gotten a call to pick someone up at an unmarked location. After some training I was finally taking calls and the very first 911 call that came in was from a middle-aged man who was driving with his elderly mother. On top of that, we can't say what the issue is on the radio is because we have too many busibodies who monitor police radio, then call us to try to get juicy details, or othewise meddle. "How far down is it snowing?" I do freak about spiders and wasps, though (but not enough to call 911!). I was a 911 operator for a year, been in EMS 10 years. This page reminds me of a little boy who called 911 to help him out with his math homework (in which the dispatcher walked him through it). Weird 911 calls from Justin Bieber's party DAYS after Justin Bieber said he was retiring, strange 911 calls have been released, which reveal a woman in distress at one of his parties. Arrived to find an approximately 54 year old female patient absolutely SURROUNDED by cigarette butts, ash, and empty packs. I can tell you the dumbest call I've ever been dispatched to, it was for a women who had had a splinter in her finger for three days. ", At least they were honest...stupid, but honest. Do you know why your garage smells funny?No but I started my car and left all the doors shut. ""Do you think he has alcohol poisoning? We respect your privacy. I had a caller who said she witnessed a car accident. Not cool at all!!! "There's a sophomore here, and I think he's too drunk. People call several times a day about squirrels in their yard. So you want to go to the hospital? We took her to the hospital and she asked us to drop her in the waiting room. The mother was insisting we take them to the hospital so he could have his stomach pumped because he had swallowed chewing gum. ""I just, I need an ambulance""Can you tell me why? Weiguang Fong, 61, was arrested after a mysterious 9-1-1 call brought Pueblo County responders' attention to a building that was housing an illegal marijuana nursery. did you crawl out to bring 'em coffee and doughnuts?? Until you've dealt with an elderly person with dementia. "Why was she huddled in her closet, terrified and on the verge of tears, milkcustard?" Why did you call 911 to ask that?Well, you knew, didn't you? The singer's parties have become infamous, with the pop star banning anyone from posting details, photos or recordings of inside his house on social-networking sites or other media. Not me but a family member who was a dispatcher for 20+ years: Someone called in because a kid (5-6 or so) had somehow gotten locked inside a newspaper box- you know, the kind with a window on the front that lets you see the front page. Please provide your email address and we will send your password shortly. I'm thinking a home invasion robbery, and as soon as I get her address, I slam the call in and get ready to start updating quickly. During an interview Tuesday with America's Power 106 radio station, Justin Bieber said he's calling it quits. Why do you think we call it 'goosing'? What the f*ck are my taxes paying you for? I have been in the 911 biz for over 22 years. Got a call once of an empty wheelchair by a business. ""Please stay on the line for Fire/Rescue", My uncle was a dispatcher in a suburb of Minneapolis/St.Paul, and would tell me stories whenever I saw him. Had to be extracted by the fire department. Mine: an aggressive goose at a city park that was chasing people and biting them on the butt. I guess so.". So I asked him what he wanted to do, and he said he wanted to go to the hospital. We explained to him that we would not. But because I'm not medically trained, if the patient says it is an emergency, I have to page it. Either it's a joke, either someone need a shrink.....either I 'd like to know what she took, it seems pretty efficient, "911 what is your emergency? I don't know how it turned out. A quite pregnant (don't remember exactly how far along, but definitely past 30 weeks) woman calls to say that her doctor told her to refrain from having sex for the rest of the pregnancy and she didn't understand why. F*ck him, that's not what 911 is for. The was going to show the officers that they were currently in giant cocoons transforming. I HAD TO DRIVE AROUND IT ON MY LAWNMOWER. Just got off work and the last call of the night was a group of college girls running back and forth around their apartment from a possum, squealing (the girls, not the possum). Upon arriving at the scene, we got cancelled because she ate some bread and drank milk. "There's a sophomore here, and I think he's too drunk.". The Case of the Long Island Serial Killer. The dispatcher asked the question, "She was intoxicated?" What is the address of your emergency? Upon arrival, what's wrong sir? 911: "is there a house on top? are you bleeding? I told him to keep away from it and stay on the line.When I got there I found a tabby cat perched on a bench.I verified the caller and the cat he called about. Or even Bing it for god's sake! So sorry for you.. :). This was a confused elderly lady so it was actually a little sad, but I'm including it because it left me completely speechless at the time. Usually followed up about an hour later by: "It's crack!". "Caller: "Well, I think the dog has been molesting her. SIR!? what's the story? Are you hurt or in any danger? On top of that, we can't say what the issue is on the radio is because we have too many busibodies who monitor police radio, then call us to try to get juicy details, or othewise meddle. Maybe it's a low battery sound?Lady: No!Me: Did you damage the detector at all?Lady: NO!!! Funny, Strange & Unusual 911 Calls. May have robbed a couple of trash cans. He tried to explain that she said she had gotten out of the shower and slipped and fell "butthole first" onto the candle... Medics said they found KY jelly with the candle so I think we all know what was going on there. "One year later, same address, same family, called for poisoning. ""Yeah, I ordered chicken wings for delivery like an hour ago. Guests are forbidden from talking about the "physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics" of the singer and his guests and anyone who breaks the ban, will be pursued for $5 million in damages. No sir, we can only take you to the hospital. Helped a little girl do her math homework. Once a man called wanting us to come out and remove the squirrels from his neighbor's trees because they were occasionally dropping nuts in his yard and he was tired of cleaning them up. One that happens more than you would think is parents calling asking help from the police to help parent their child. The mother wanted to be taken to the hospital because the kid had admitted to his mother that he had taken a hit of marijuana when he was visiting friends the week before. "Suspect is small, fast, and wearing a bandit mask. I was confused and asked her, to clarify, if she was needing to determine who the father of a child was, she'd have to maybe contact a clinic. ""Yeah, uhh, I'm at and I'm in a wheelchair. and asked how she though their babies fed and grew. [Typing away in the background. The child was looking at us as if to say, "I'm sorry my mother is crazy. Please hurry.Turns out. Top 5 most bizarre 911 calls By Police1 Staff Somewhere along the way, the purpose of police and dispatchers got misconstrued, and 911 became the place to go when you got an unsatisfactory sandwich, needed a new ‘weed guy,’ or when you get stuck doing those pesky subtraction problems. and he confirms this was the case. She's in her early twenties. He was insisting on going to the hospital no matter how much we discouraged him.Then he keeled over and went into cardiac arrest. On a Saturday. One time, some guy called 911 because he had multiple women in his bed that he didn't know and who refused to leave. Man Calls for help after losing leg. Of all the ririculous reasons, this might be the most stupid one. Usually, this call is reserved for animals in traffic or vicious animals, where there is the potential for immediate threat to life.The reporting party was a parent attending a school function. She got a call one time from a girl in gym class at the local high school. Since we couldn't translate we took him to the closest hospital. The call ends with the promise that paramedics are on the way. ]BF: Yes, [gives a more detailed location]. My husband and son leapt to the back of the couch. Why does it keep going in circles like that?" ahahahhahahaaa.. That's too funny. The best story I have is a guy who called about a bobcat in front of the library. “I’ve been a police 911 operator for 15 years. July 14, 2014: Bartlett NH Fire Department: Man accidentally shot himself in the head with a nail gun. Guy called saying he'd been robbed, because he expected the guy to give the money back... My mom works as a 911 operator. So what am I supposed to do? and? He had a bucket of baby possums and wanted someone from the sheriffs office to come get it. Paramedic here. this happened to my late mother a couple time..... she would get absolutely irate. This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself. ""LOOK AT ME ON GOOGLE EARTH YOU CAN SEE ME BECAUSE THERES A GODDAMN ROCK IN MY LAWN! NH & MA 911 Calls (and other oddities) August 20, 2014: Lakes Region NH: Man with leg pain due to a wound from being bit by his fiance. With Barry Crocker, Toby Truslove, Patrick Brammall, Katherine Hicks. If a caller starts the call with “I swear I’m … Why don't you try going to popular drugstore and just pick up the test there?Caller: They sell those there? ""Excuse me? "Ma'm, What. No mental illness, no hysterical pregnancy, she was just dumb. I never got the official complaint so I'm sure they didn't make him happy either. "No mental illness, no hysterical pregnancy, she was just dumb." "What's your emergency? 9-1-1 goes off. And yes, it was Florida. I don't know if its the dumbest call but one time we had a hostage situation. Lady called because her cat killer her roommates bird and there was blood and feathers everywhere. I hope that paramedic never gets dispatched to my house in an emergency. "Caller: "Well I opened the bathroom door last time I was at my son's house. 10 Of The Strangest, Silliest 911 Calls Ever Made. When asked, "Who left with her? His mom found out and apologized, but it was still really nice of her to end her time to him :p, Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. We started scrambling together officers to get there ASAP, a big hassle considering it's rush hour and they're all dealing with accidents and stuff like that. I was a 911 dispatcher in a small rural county for about 2 years. Box opened, kid got out and was fine, and no paper boxes were harmed. "911, what is your emergency? I told him we wouldn't do that, and he asked to speak to the watch commander. Feel sorry. me: the basement, is on fire. ""I have an intruder in my house. I took it off the ceiling, unplugged the hard wires and took out the battery....It's still alarming!Me: Ma'am how is that possible? ARE YOU LISTENING?!? Apparently she was borrowing a friend's phone that could only make emergency calls. That's probably how we will all end up. All the way to the ground, now get the f*ck off my emergency line! "C: "No. We connected her to a deputy who told her if she didn't stop calling 911 for stupid reasons he was going to ticket her for abuse of emergency communications. what's the rest of the story? she hasn't been deemed insane enough to warrant a care facility. Let's keep in touch and we'll send more your way. For herself. Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Clearly it caused miles of traffic. I got a call once from a lady asking for a ride from the grocery store. ""Okay then, I'll send you an ambulance. A 911 operator answered a call from a lady named Maggie, who said that her schizophrenic husband was having chest pains. He calls and says he was hiking and he wanted an escort out of the woods, where he chose to hike among nature, because he saw a bear. And these are suburban cops in the Midwest, a murder is a damn big deal.The guy calls back a few minutes later. Everybody knows that you don't make 911 calls unless you've got an emergency, right? Got a call from a man that someone vandalized his snowman. I told her no and hung up on her. Turns out she had worn a new pair of jeans to the club that night. It was prime time for drunk people needing to get home. After receiving a frantic 911 call, the Regina, Canada, fire department … I want the am-ba-lance to come give me the test.Me: Well, we don't carry those tests on our ambulances, they could only take you to the hospi....Caller: YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO ME! Not a 911 operator but a friend is. John frantically calls 911 after losing his leg in an industrial … The identity of the person who made the call to 9-1-1 is still unknown. So literally a goose trying to goose people. the club isn't the best place to find a drink so the bar is where I go, Lady called 911 because someone called her a whore.Her words (*translated): "I'm calling 'cuz they're calling me a whore and no man has ever f*cked me! His wife was bigger than him or i'm sure it would have been the real deal.